this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
Right in the feels
when u with ur girlfriend
when u with ur girlfriend and ur homies are around
it’s funny because ants in actuallity can’t see very well and rely on a scent line left by other ants to make their way back. if that line is obstructed, they wait for another ant to come along and lay out an alternate route.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.